[Private Guide message to Xigbar:]
[TEXT]

Mister Xigbar,

I'm sorry that it's been a while since we've spoken. This is Canada, and we talked once about researching wormholes.
If you are still agreeable, if you like, if you have the time, would you please meet with me so that we could talk more about it? It would be very helpful.

Regards,
-Canada

Pardon me for a moment... I'm sorry to disturb you but I- I have something important to ask ( Read more... )

[This video isn't so much 'accidental' as... a purposeful accident.
Kumajirou thinks that little Canada is being very cute and is recording this for prosperity ( Read more... )

[ Today, Jasmine has decided to do a little experimentation! Her job this month is a recipe maker, specifically for pancakes. But, since she doesn't know the first thing about making pancakes, she took the initiative to call the one person she knew who could and ask for help.

The feed comes to life, showing of plates and plates of pancakes, most ( Read more... )

[Straight-faced and solemn, Canada addresses everyone in his usual soft voice. Just... there might be a touch of exasperation underlying it all. Kumajirou is in his lap, looking uninterestedly into the Guide.]Good afternoon ( Read more... )

( Before the Guide turns on... The 'aggressive' part of 'passive-aggressive'. Almost. )

[[People who know Canada, this video is for you! (Minus Jasmine, because he's trying to be all secret. XD) Rather than PM-ing the lot of you, I'm doing this instead. If you don't know Canada but want to weigh in on his question, just assume that the Guide was being 'helpful' again and randomly send you a PM. ^.~]]S-sorry to trouble you, but if you ( Read more... )

[The feed comes on and there is a slight shuffling sound, but the video is blackness. After a moment you can hear a tiny, sobbing gasp. The video resolves with the little light available, and you can see the dim outline of a bed, and a shape that is perhaps someone curled up under the covers. Kumajirou's soft voice comes from very close to the ( Read more... )

[Canada peers hopefully into the Guide. (No, those are not tears in his eyes. Honest.)]

There-- there really are other countries on the Sif? See- I knew that... we'd be okay... and the Earth is okay... [(No, he's not sniffing.)]

Um, I'm so glad. Really. So glad-!

[Here, broadcast for your enjoyment on Guides everywhere-]

♪Tricky Performing Animals!♪

[Host:] Amazing! Cute! Funny! Clever! And now presenting, the little white polar bear, Kumajirou!

[Kumajirou blinks at the camera sedately.
Sitting back, he waves. Off screen, a live audience oooohsHe rubs at his eyes. The crowd murmurs about how cute he ( Read more... )